1/24/10

*deep, meaningful title*

i just wrote like 10 paragraphs about this weird project that came into my head in the shower. it entailed me not going to school for 16 days while i maintained homework and made an album. then i realized how stupid it all sounded.

today was another one of those days where nothing eventful happened other than my track meet. our school got 2nd overall, our 4x400 m team got 2nd overall, our 4x200 m team got 3rd overall, and there were a lot of impressive individual performances. Ian won the 1000 this time, Ben got 3rd in the 600, Josh got 3rd in the 300. and a good time was had by all. (the end)

on the bus ride back, a few of us made sentences that had to be constructed so that each word begins with a consecutive letter of the backwards alphabet. that was a TERRIBLE explanation. here's an example:

"Zippers yearn x-rays with verve, unless telemarketers slap RachelRay, quickly pleading other nifty musical lyres knife JesseJackson in his gonads for every diaper consumed by Americans.
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for some reason, we determined that Rachel Ray and Jesse Jackson were one word.

so then after they made the sentence, it was my job to try to make sense out of this sentence. this is what i came up with:

essentially, the only time that zippers want lively x-rays is when telemarketers smack Rachel Ray. the telemarketers have to also be begging for a certain musical instrument to stab a certain reverend in his balls for every time an American citizen either (eats or purchases, it's up for interpretation), a diaper. it all makes sense.

that's what happened today.
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well i need to go suffer through another long, painful studying session. a demain, mes amis.

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